Here are some policies! To help you decide if this is a good place for you to hang out.
Rule one: Enjoy your food, unless it’s yickity, in which case endeavor to be amusing about it. NO calorie counting, obesity crisis wittering, or “oh I shouldn’t”/sinful/fattening/I’m being bad and so on. For that, try the rest of The Internet.
Rule two: Don’t be a snob.
Rule three through a billion: Don’t be racist, homophobic, sexist, transphobic, disablist, fatphobic, or otherwise make this a hostile environment for anyone who is here for the yums. If we make you uncomfortable on dumb, oppressive, or prejudiced grounds, please let us know (if you want to be arsed) and we will try to fix it/do better.
